So I'll keep it short instead.
Did you know that in Blogger, if you happen to hit Enter on your keyboard when you are typing in the Title box, the post you are working on will publish THAT VERY MOMENT??
Yes. Yes, it will.
If you've seen a weirdly titled post show up in your feed today, just before this one, you'll know how I discovered that little nugget of knowledge.
BE BACK TOMORROW!