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Tuesday 9 April 2019

Diary Of A Sick Donkey. And Funnies.

If you didn't catch my Friday post last week, you can go here for some background.

Day 1:  A simple sore throat. I don't think I'm going to get this bug as badly as my husband did.

Day 2:  Still just a sore throat. A tad worse, but still - I don't think this will be too bad.

Day 3:  Woke up with sandpaper in bronchial tubes. How did that get jammed down there? Still - not as bad as I would have expected judging by husband's illness.

Day 4:  Sandpaper and a cough; still - not horrible - must have stronger immune system than husband. I am still vertical and functioning.

Day 5: WHOA NELLY I'M DYING I'M DYING I'M DYING COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

Night 5:  WHOA NELLY I'M STILL DYING THERE'S NO END TO THE COUGHING AND WHO INSTALLED A TAP IN MY EYES AND NOSE

Day 6:  PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME I'VE GONE THROUGH ALL THE TISSUES I'M USING MY RESCUE INHALER I'M USING DECONGESTANT I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T SMELL WHERE IS ALL THIS FLUID COMING FROM????

Day 7:  Stay tuned ..........


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I think we need some funnies now.

Well, *I* need some funnies anyhow.



































(All lols courtesy of icanhas.cheezburger.com)


I hope you all have a healthy week, but if it's too late for that wish, I hope you all recover soon.

And if THAT's not going to happen either, I hope you at least have something to laugh at :)





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42 comments:

  1. Joanne Noragon9 April 2019 at 22:18

    Thanks for the funnies, and please stay home. That's all. Love you.

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    1. jenny_o9 April 2019 at 22:41

      Don't worry, I'm keeping my ick to myself :) I've cancelled two outings and rebooked two medical appointments, and called in sick to work!

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  2. River9 April 2019 at 22:34

    Thank you so much for the funnies, I laughed a lot. Sorry to hear about day 6 though and hope you get better very soon, or immediately.

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    1. jenny_o9 April 2019 at 22:42

      I'm glad you laughed at the funnies! Sometimes I don't know if it's just my sense of humour or if others will like them too :)

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  3. 37paddington9 April 2019 at 22:43

    Oh dear! It caught you! It’s a bad one this year. I’m so sorry. Rest up. Lots of fluids. As much sleep as the coughing will allow. Get better soon my friend.

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    1. jenny_o9 April 2019 at 23:04

      Here's hoping! The coughing, my gosh, it's nuts . . .

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  4. Janie Junebug9 April 2019 at 23:11

    I'm sorry you're ill. Maybe it will turn out to be a bad dream like the kitty had.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. jenny_o9 April 2019 at 23:58

      LOL - I'll let you know later, ha ha

      Good to hear from you - how are you feeling?

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    2. Janie Junebug10 April 2019 at 22:17

      Still tired.

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    3. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 23:03

      Oh dear - it's been a long time for you, hasn't it? I hope things improve soon, Janie.

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  5. Susan Kane10 April 2019 at 00:19

    Whoa Nelly! Haven't heard that phrase in ages!

    It is always good to have good old cat wisdom to make you feel better. Get well.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 13:48

      Whoa Nelly just popped out of my head and onto the screen. The things we've got in there just waiting to drop out, eh? lol

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  6. Elephant's Child10 April 2019 at 00:41

    Love the funnies.
    And a question: with the never ending flood of mucus why is it that after a heavy cold we aren't many pounds lighter? Snot fair.
    Get better quickly - and hugs.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 13:48

      Snot fair - ha ha! And it's a very good question.

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  7. Charlotte (MotherOwl)10 April 2019 at 03:28

    The 'flu from hell sure enough. Thanks for the kitty laughs.

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  8. Anonymous10 April 2019 at 03:51

    Oh dear. Somehow you have caught Manflu. The funnies are great. I've seen calves entangled with heads in milk buckets like the cats are in their food bowls.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 13:50

      Ha ha! I guess when you see food and you're hungry, it doesn't matter!

      If this is Manflu I'm going to be more sympathetic toward men from now on :D

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  9. Steve Reed10 April 2019 at 10:57

    Oh no! Take care of yourself! I'm sending healing vibes your way!

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 13:50

      Seem to have turned a corner today - thank goodness :)

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  10. Joan (Devon)10 April 2019 at 12:52

    Oh dear! I suppose it was inevitable with your husband having the lurgy. Hope it doesn't linger for long. Take care.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 13:54

      Sometimes I avoid whatever he gets, but not this time :) Thanks, Joan.

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  11. Marie Smith10 April 2019 at 15:15

    Feel better soon, Jenny.

    I spent time with my grandson yesterday and he had a croup-like cough. Hope I avoided it but it’s so hard not to cuddle him.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 17:00

      Aww, yes - especially when the little ones feel bad, that's when they really need the hugs!

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  12. dinthebeast10 April 2019 at 16:23

    May you be feeling much better very soon.
    That's my cheap version of an Irish blessing. Sometimes it works, sometimes not so much.
    Did anyone ask the dog whether it wanted the touching? It hardly seems fair if not.

    -Doug in Oakland

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 17:00

      It probably works just as well as the expensive versions, Doug - lol

      You make a good point about the dog!

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  13. Cherie10 April 2019 at 18:03

    How are you feeling today Jenny? I hope you are over the really bad part of your bug.

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    1. jenny_o10 April 2019 at 18:35

      Thanks, Cherie - I seem to be over the worst of it now, thankfully! You know how there are just new symptoms every day for awhile and then things start to recede? I'm there :)

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  14. only slightly confused10 April 2019 at 19:22

    Poor girl...I hope you feel better soon. And thanks for the funnies...I'm not sick but I needed them too.

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  15. Red10 April 2019 at 19:58

    Why should I stay tuned? It sounds like you're going to die. I wish you a rapid recovery.

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  16. Martha10 April 2019 at 22:51

    Glad a good laugh with the funnies. Thank you!

    And I hope you feel better soon. Sounds like a horrible cold!

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  17. LL Cool Joe11 April 2019 at 07:31

    Oh no poor you! Get well soon. Keep the funny memes coming, they brighten my day!

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    1. jenny_o11 April 2019 at 13:37

      Oh goody - I have loads more. I've been saving them up for awhile now. More coming!

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  18. kylie11 April 2019 at 08:03

    you haven't lost your sense of humour so i think you might make it!

    I love ALL of the funnies for the week. especially the one with the dog in the hammock. And the cat sharpening his claws on his tongue. And the one with the cute furry thing...

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    1. jenny_o11 April 2019 at 13:38

      Ha ha! I thought of your Harry when I saw that hammock one!

      I can tell how sick I am by how much I want to make fun of myself, kylie :D

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  19. baili13 April 2019 at 04:09

    i am a huge fan of your sense of humor dear Jenny :)))

    your strength is inspirational !

    i truly hope ,wish and PRAY that may you and your hubby be blessed with complete health soon ,amen!

    each time when weather changes it happens here too ,people get sick for no reason and all starts with one member of the family and transfer to whole family

    i am in awe of you my friend ,with heart full of prays !

    absolutely loved these funnies ,they made me smile though i don't know how i do i look while smiling when my eyes are heavy with flu and sneezing which entered in it's last few days (hopefully)

    Hugs!

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    1. jenny_o13 April 2019 at 15:16

      I hope your illness goes away faster than mine, baili - this stuff is not very much fun, is it? Hugs :)

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  20. Diane Henders18 April 2019 at 01:37

    I'm very late, but... oh, no! I'll hurry on to your next post and hope you're feeling better...

    (And thanks for the funnies!)

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