Why don't you join Diane, MotherOwl, Mimi and me in our poetry alchemy? Leave your poem in a comment, or post on your own blog; if you do the latter, please leave a comment so we can find you and your poem. Choose another topic entirely if that pleases you; the objective is to have fun and use our brains.
This one practically wrote itself, given the topics that Diane provided!
Got some suggestions for you, Dusty ... Read on ...
Garden Ornaments I Wouldn't Mind Having
Using styling foams
Eating sticky figs
Wearing stretchy pants
Snoozing in armchairs
Rolling loaded dice
Winding up their clocks
And guzzle cold root beer
Trying out their skis
Choosing new passwords
Reading favourite blogs
Strangely enough, I couldn't find any pictures on the internet of any of the above . . . . .
But here is a peripherally-related funny:
(enlarged, the small print says: "but the gnomes were better")
Wishing you a week of unusual/interesting/funny sightings . . .